Klaus Von Tentakel, the Woketopus, spreading his tentacles over a red and orange sunburst
Patriarchy Games presents
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The WoketopusBoard Game

Alliances are temporary. Betrayal is encouraged. Escape is optional - but recommended.

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The game

Six domains. Six stripes. One way out.

A sinister force has taken control of the world. Led by the evil Woketopus, aka Klaus Von Tentakel, its tentacles grip the domains of Media, Social Activism, Academia, Finance, Government, and Big Tech. You must shed the stripes of the rainbow flag to reclaim your freedom. Godspeed and good luck.

Roll. Move. Draw cards. Earn Victory Points (VP). Shed stripes. Win.

  • MediaRed stripe
    Narrative Control
  • Social ActivismOrange stripe
    Morale
  • AcademiaYellow stripe
    Knowledge
  • FinanceGreen stripe
    Wealth
  • GovernmentBlue stripe
    Social Credit
  • Big TechViolet stripe
    Data

4 VP sheds a stripe unprotected. 6 VP sheds it protected.

Inside the box

Every turn is a deal, a gamble or an ambush.

  • Satirical Story cards

    108 absurd scenarios from modern culture, spread across the six domains. Some pay you. Some cost you.

  • Auctions

    Put a stripe up for sale, choose an open or secret auction, and pocket whatever your rivals bid.

  • Stripe Snatch

    Roll against an opponent to steal one of their unprotected stripes, or raid their Victory Points instead.

  • Reserve cards

    Keep certain cards hidden in your hand and play them when it hurts the most.

  • The Woke Police

    Challenge your rivals' Story cards and take the points for yourself.

  • Protected stripes

    Pay extra to lock a stripe down, or save your points and take the risk.

Coming to Kickstarter · 2027

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